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Look, in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!....no, wait, just some random guy in a hat.

It's okay you can call a stand down for the surface to air rockets!

Yup it's me, your friendly neighborhood Pagan Man! (heroic echo: MAN-Man-man----man)

Able to write long blog posts in a single hour! Powered by my trusty Green Bottle of Awesome!
*The part of the Green bottle of Awesome will be played by Mt. Dew*

There is nothing this Pagan Man can't accomplish! He works tirelessly, one day a week, to bring you new ways of thinking about being a Pagan Man.

The following is the Coven General's Warning:

**WARNING: Listening to Pagan Man may cause delusional episodes of awesome. Do not read Pagan Man if you are pregnant or if you may become pregnant, because Pagan Man can't afford the child support. You should not read Pagan Man if you are smoking. Smoking increases the chance that Pagan Man will become an ass as Pagan Man can't stand cigarette smoke. Cigars are fine. Side Effects include: Spontaneous happiness, spontaneous rage, the urge to throw your monitor or laptop across the room, random free puppies appearing and subsequently disappearing during each post, and finally you may notice that large chunks of your time have mysteriously disappeared and you now have new information in your head...I think it's called reading.**

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